Thursday, 29 September 2011

Dancing on my own.

You know those outfits you wish you could wear to work but they are just slightly too out there? I'm unemployed  so I'm wearing this like it's my job.
The only good thing about fall is it's the perfect weather for fur vests

Thursday, 8 September 2011

little black dress.

i am super boring lately. soon when i get the motivation to i'll post my favourite looks of the summer but for now here is me. at least the skirt is cute. sigh i hate the fall.

Wednesday, 13 July 2011

All dressed up with nowhere to go

I'm having a fairly boring wednesday. So I decided to post an outfit of the day (or in my case probably hour because I change clothes fairly often. The top is from additionelle and the the skirt is thrifted.

Wednesday, 29 June 2011

Fat girl in a body suit: return of the jedi

I just feel like body suits need to be a part of my every day life. And vests are also very important articles of clothing. I have romantic feeling for denim vests. If I ever get married its going to be an all denim wedding. And the gods will cry at the beauty. I do really need to get my thunder thighs to the gym. I have been slacking majorly lately and its making me feel pretty physically crappy. Anyways as usual here are pictures of me hanging out in my room bein fat and sassy.

 OH and heres a picture of me right before my first beach day of the year.
It was so lovely but the waters still freaking cold.
I'm so glad its summer.

Tuesday, 21 June 2011

summer 2k11: summer of the FATKINI

Summers here which means yall KNOW im gonna be splashin around 24/7. Anyhoo. I've decided to purchase a bikini. Why? Because I can. If they werent meant for fatties why do they make them for fatties? While I'm going to be working 50+ hours a week I'm hoping to spend as much time at the beach as possible. Bring on the beached whale comments I wont be able to hear yall as I am a flawless mermaid bitch!
My bathing suit top was purchased at additionelle the bottoms are actually yoga pants i turned into shorts and the glasses are from claires.

Sunday, 5 June 2011

Its been awhile

I havent posted because I dont really have anything interesting to say. But I decided aw heck I should do an outfit post for my adoring fans. The shorts are an AMAZING froggies find and the top belongs to and was altered by Maikayla Choy. Its awesome. (Im aware I look tired and homeless but it's only because im tired and homeless.)


Monday, 9 May 2011


Summer is coming. Yall know I'm gonna be rockin some crop tops. Much to my mothers dismay.

Next item on my summer clothing list: Fatkini

Thursday, 28 April 2011

Fat girl in a body suit.

The title says it all really. If I wasn't fat and crippled I'd totally be a ballerina gymnast hybrid. I got 2 body suits for 35$ in the Avon catalog and the hot pink bandeau bra at Winners for 5 bucks!! I'm pretty much the best bargain hunter this world has ever known.

Wednesday, 27 April 2011

welcome to my home

I've finally caved in. Obviously. I'm probably one of the most narcissistic people in the world. I'm starting a fa(t)shion blog. Documenting my outfits. Other peoples outfits. Outfits I want. My journey applying to school. And any other rubbish I feel like posting. I assure you it will probably be me galavanting around in second hand clothing, but I promise you it will be entertaining.